"So You Think You Can Dance" is billed as a dance competition, but it's really just a striptease in disguise. And let me tell you--it's glorious. Perfect for gals, perfect for guys. Here's the formula: A bunch of excellent dancers, all of whom are super hot, trot out onstage in various levels of undress, in bikini tops and see-through shirts and very tight pants. And then they thrust their hips wildly and contort their bodies in such a way that causes even men with below-average libidos to wonder, "What if...?"
Gentlemen, if you're looking for ways to to accrue some TV points with your lady, "SYTYCD" is among your best bets. And now for the evidence and your viewing pleasure, we've boiled down last night's episode to the top five hottest moments.