Father's Day is this Sunday, the time of year to be thankful for being a dad, having a dad or knowing someone else's dad who bought you beer that one time. However, it's also important to remember how equally great it is not to be a dad, especially when the mom is some sneaky hood rat looking for a free ride. And as talk show host Maury Povich has sagely taught us: While DNA can indict you, DNA can also set you free. That feeling of freedom is exactly what these nine "you are not the father" GIFS convey.
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