But since Clutch established the Boob Origins and Other Breast-related Inquiries Examining Sexbombs task force last week (abbreviated BOOBIES) to definitely prove that Christina Hendricks’ boobs are real, it feels like the right time to dispatch Operation BOOBIES once again to solve this mystery. So here’s the longer answer why the supposedly leaked photos aren’t real.
1. It looks like her, but not enough like her.
2. There’s only one photo clearly showing her face, and in that photo the person appears to be lacking two distinct beauty marks that Blake has on either side of her nose.
3. This woman’s breasts appear about one size too big to be Blake Lively’s.
4. The obligatory statement from Blake’s rep: “The photos of Blake Lively, which have just surfaced on various websites including Perez Hilton and Zap2it.com, are 100 percent FAKE. Blake has never taken nude photos of herself. Blake will pursue legal action against the publication which initially published these photographs and any other outlets that republish them in any manner.”
BOOBIES verdict: The photos are BOGUS. Also, thumbs-up to Blake’s look-alike.