INFOGRAPHIC: Will Your Facial Hair Get You Laid?

Being a man comes with all kinds of perks. You get to be the person who carries anything that is remotely heavy from the car to the door. You get to take the dogs outside in the blistering winter. And you also possess the mutant-like ability to grow thick hair out of your face.

All facial hair styles are not created equal, however. Use this handy infographic to determine how your beard will affect the emptiness of your bed tonight. (Click for the full image.)

Infographic by Brendan McGinley