
Kanye West will perform at a bar mitzvah for a cool $1 million. One million. At least, that's the price that Kanye reportedly demanded from former NBC president Jeff Zucker for an appearance at Zucker's son's bar mitzvah this past weekend. Ultimately, Zucker wouldn't pony up the big bucks and settled for the more reasonably priced Drake (who's still fancy, huh), as if the rappers were lined up on a carousel ready to drop in to celebrate the 13-year-old Jewish boy becoming a man.
But if Kanye had turned up for the party, given the youthful crowd, he may have had to mix up his lyrics to fit the occasion. Like the above, for example. Got a better Kanye West lyric adapted for the Jewish rite of passage? Submit it in the comments!
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