Keira Knightley currently spends six days a week at the Comedy Theatre in London appearing in some play called “The Children’s Hour.” Each night, as she exits the theater and goes home for tea and strumpets, Keira pauses in front of a row of cameras and signs autographs for fans. This simple act of kindness has opened Keira up to some of the creepiest photobomb this humble blogger has ever seen. These guys are standing with autograph seekers, pretending they want Keira’s Herbie Hancock, but it’s pretty clear to me that they really just want to steal a piece of Keira’s hair. Or maybe they want to eat her. That seems like a plausible option too. What I’m saying is that these guys scare me. So without further ado, here are nine super-creepy guys photobombing Keira Knightley.