11 Sports Bobbleheads That Look Nothing Like They’re Supposed To

A bobblehead is one of sport’s greatest giveaways, but it’s also the easiest to screw up. Just take a look at mini Dirk Nowitzki, complete with a pasty complexion, red lipstick, creepy stalker gaze and facial hair that makes it look like Dirk aggressively ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Of course, the Mavericks aren’t the first and won’t be the last to completely misrepresent an athlete in small, plastic, mass-produced form. Some other teams have created figurines that more closely resemble other celebrities, one gave away a pornographic doll and another churned out a small, demonic version of a legend. Enjoy the wobbly disasters on the next page.

2. Shin Soo Choo

Rick Astley? Never gonna give Choo up, never gonna let Choo down!

3. Michael Strahan

This was the same doll they used on Bernie Mac night.

4. Fat Ronaldo

Somewhere during production, the real Ronaldo bobblehead fell in love and reproduced with the Bride of Chucky toy.

5. Eric Staal

Meet Eric Mouthglove, Staal’s porn star alter-ego.

6. Aaron Rodgers

Now that he’s won a Super Bowl maybe they’ll give him the non-Bradley Cooper bobblehead.

7. Brian Leetch

That’s Brian Leetch after a weeklong bender with Charlie Sheen and a spray tan.

8. Manny Pacquiao

This actually looks like Manny, only in 25 years. Also, why’s he playing baseball with boxing gloves?

9. David Beckham

Looks more like The Edge. Plus they missed the part where Beckham is injured. P.S. Thank DB for officially killing the trick shot video meme.

10. Alfonso Soriano

Perfect replica of the alien that busted out of the guy’s chest in “Spaceballs,” low on base percentage not included.

11. Amar’e Stoudemire

So this is what the Garden decided to do with the leftover Allan Houston dolls.

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