7 Important Things Plus Megan Fox Vs. Katrina Bowden

LADIES Megan Fox and Katrina Bowden face off in Sexy March Madness’ Final Four [Esquire]
Either way you vote, you’re right.

LIVE Watch “RapFix” live today with guest Wiz Khalifa [RapFix]
Tune in at 4 p.m. ET for Wiz, who just dropped “Rolling Papers.”

LADIES Surfing Mag’s Swimsuit Issue almost here–watch its video now [Surfing Mag]
Let me be clear: Watch the video NOW.

GOOD MORNING World’s most effective alarm clock [Double Viking]
Compare with the world’s most horrifying alarm clock.

INVENTIONS Video: a slingshot that shoots machetes [BroBible]
I’m going out on a limb and suggesting that you probably shouldn’t try this at home.

POO COCKTAIL SUPREM“Jackass 3D” deleted scene with Britney Spears [Daily What]
Sexiest poo cocktail ever.

HUNTER S. THOMPSON “The Rum Diary” finally has a release date [Film Drunk]
Shoot some guns in the air to celebrate.

BRAWLS The top 5 “Family Guy” fight scenes [BuzzFeed]
Including the epic two-minute, 17-mile Peter vs. The Chicken throwdown.

Photo: Esquire