7 Important Things Plus The Red Hot Arabella Suicide

LADIES Arabella claims to be a pirate [Suicide Girls]
Find her in a wooden ship somewhere off the coast of hot.

DOGGUMENTARY Snoop Dogg feat. Gorillaz “Sumthin Like This Night” [Some Kind of Awesome]
Snoop’s new album drops next Tuesday.

OCTAGON 7 reasons to watch UFC Fight Night: Nogueira vs. Davis this Saturday [Cage Potato]
Alex “Bruce Leroy” Caceres will be bringing his Afro to the festivities.

SNAP Every bone break from every Steven Seagal movie [Film Drunk]
Every delightful injury in one convenient video.

OUT OF PLACE Photoshopping Disney characters where they don’t belong [Unreality]
Pinocchio has no idea what he walked in on.

HOW TO Tame your girlfriend’s bitchy friends [Smoking Jacket]
Play some defense then attack!

DRESSED C2E2 2011: Costumes and Cosplay madness [MTV Geek]
If that’s not enough for you, come get some TMNT cosplay here.

NOW YOU KNOW “Star Wars” PSAs [CollegeHumor]
Paid for by the coalition to fight speciesism.

Photo: Suicide Girls