Lindsay Lohan’s Court Outfits Ranked In Order Of Hotness

Lindsay Lohan knows the inside of a courtroom better than some district attorneys. The woman also knows how to dress. And by dress, I mean, look really hot. So it should come as no surprise that when LiLo makes one of her many court appearances, she still manages to look smokin’. And yet, it does. I’m still surprised each time.

Lindsay pleaded not guilty yesterday to the latest charges against her–felony theft for allegedly stealing a $2,500 gold necklace from a jewelry store in Los Angeles. No surprise there. Her outfit yesterday, however, was stone-cold stunning. Her finest court outfit yet. She ought to be arraigned for felony hotness. You can’t quite see the total package above but you will below, so join me on a magical mystery tour countdown of all of her great courtroom outfits.

6. Oct. 22, 2010

Lindsay was in court this time to answer for a probation violation. She wore jeans, a T-shirt and a blazer for the occasion with her hair pulled back–a fine look–but pretty tame by her standards.
The gavel of hotness

5. July 6, 2010

Earlier in the year, Lindsay appeared in a Beverly Hills court for a probation revocation hearing, stemming from a missed hearing that May, and she was sentenced to 90 days in jail. This outfit isn’t much more revealing than the jeans and blazer from October, but I dig the hair down.
Gavel says

4. July 20, 2010

This photo was taken before Lindsay was cuffed and transported to jail. Kind of sad, so kudos to Lindsay for dressing like a fox and lifting the spirits of photographers and sympathizing onlookers. The tight top really works for Lindsay here and so do the skintight jeans and belt.
Bang of the gavel

3. May 24, 2010

This time around, Lindsay entered the hallways of justice seeking to have the terms of her probation eased up. She was denied and fitted with an alcohol-monitoring bracelet. However she wins a nod of approval here for the dark gray suit and low neckline that shows a lot of chest. Lindsay looks like a sassy businesswoman.
To the gavel

2. Sept. 24, 2010

Lindsay appears here on her way to yet another probation hearing. She scores major points for the pleated skirt and the shirt with a laced top. Also, those heels. Nice touch.
Tell us what you think, gavel

1. Feb. 9, 2011

Bam! A look at Lindsay in this short, form-fitting dress could wake a guy up faster than four cups of coffee and a slap in the face. If I were the judge, I would acquit her of all charges on the spot and praise her for looking that hot. Of course, that might be part of the problem, but today, hats off to you, Lindsay.
The gavel of hotness nearly shatters