7 Important Things Plus The NHL’s Sexiest Ice Girls

LADIES Alyssa here skates in at No. 21 [Bleacher Report]

FESTIVAL Kanye, Strokes, Arcade Fire, Kings of Leon to headline Coachella 2011 [SPIN]
T minus 86 days.

OOPS Texting girl trips into mall fountain, gets mocked by employees [Urlesque]
That fountain came out of nowhere!

SLOPES Setup: Jamie Anderson [Alli Action]
It’s gotta be the Rasta gloves.

INK Awesome Star Wars tattoo covers entire back [Walyou]
This person deserves a seat on George Lucas’ apocalypse-mobile.

DRAWN Banksy’s original storyboard for the Simpsons intro [BuzzFeed]
Is Bart just the product of brutal machinery?

PREQUEL “X-Men: First Class” looks cleavage-y [Film Drunk]
Speaking of first class, January Jones has first class…

META Enjoy your super-duper-ultimate horoscope [Daily What]
Just read this every day and put that Zodiac nonsense to bed.