All of this got us wondering, what if there was a homecoming for all of young Hollywood? Would Dakota win? Hell, would she even make it onto the ballot?
We put together our own homecoming ballot of pop culture superstars and Dakota didn’t make the cut. Want to know who did? Click below to find out and to vote on who should be crowned king and queen. We added a few other categories to determine who should chaperon the soiree and what the all-important hors d’ouerves should be.
Begin stuffing the ballots immediately. Voting will close at 10 p.m. E.T.
And remember: under NO circumstances should you drink the punch.
We chose these five young men based on their fame and success. One stars in a gigantically successful film series with a huge following, others have sold massive amounts of records, and another is a fan favorite on one of the most popular shows on television. But who should be crowned King? On the ballot: Taylor Lautner, Soulja Boy, Justin Bieber, Nick Jonas, Chris Colfer.
Chaperones usually come in male and female pairs. Their job is to hang out on the side of the gymnasium, encourage wallflowers to mix it up, and of course, make sure the freak dancing doesn’t turn into freak baby-making. Chaperones can’t make a homecoming dance but they can certainly break one. So we selected four celebrity couples who would be a sh*tload of fun and might even take the microphone for a killer song (“Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It,” anyone?). Your choices for chaperones: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett, Russell Brand and Katy Perry, Seth Rogen and fiancé Lauren Miller and Jay-Z and Beyoncé.