There was a big “Call of Duty: Black Ops” launch party in Santa Monica last night that we were somehow not invited to. We’re going to go ahead and give the PR team over there a pass on this one since we’re in New York anyway and wouldn’t have been able to go. That doesn’t mean we’re not bummed about it though. This party was pretty much a conflagration of awesome, and here are the three most awesome parts:
+ Video games, specifally the new “Call of Duty: Black Ops,” which looks ridiculously awesome.
+ Rock. Yes they’re old, but Metallica are still metal gods and yes, they’re awesome.
+ Ladies. Audrina was there, holding up her shirt. By the way, what’s up with her holding her shirt up? There were other ladies there too, but none of them were holding their shirts up, which is why Audrina’s picture is here and theirs, unfortunately, are not.
Next time you throw one of these shindigs, Activision, we’d appreciate if you did it a little bit closer to our apartment.