As cultural anthropologists, it’s our job to comb over hundreds of photos of young, attractive women in order to learn as much about the species as possible. After much arduous research we are ready to present our newest set of findings about beautiful, famous women: They love coffee.
Remember that scene in “Nutty Professor” when Dave Chappelle was doing stand-up and was all, “Women be shopping!”? Well, replace “be shoppin'” with “love coffee” and you have a statement that is demonstrably true based on our research. Famous women, in particular, love coffee. And here is the photographic evidence.