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Early yesterday morning we learned that Kim Kardashian and John Mayer have "got a thing goin' on." And today everyone is asking if Kim is dating Kanye West. Apparently, they were spotted enjoying "a cozy dinner this week." Good for her! Sounds like she's playing the field after her breakup with Dallas Cowboys receiver (and disappointing fantasy football performer) Miles Austin. But eventually she'll want to settle down, and since we're world-renowned relationship experts, we thought we'd help her choose between these two talented men.
Kanye West
Talent: Kanye's an incredible rapper and an even better producer.
Style: Dude wears red suits. Can't beat that.
Cuteness: We just asked the girl who works closest to us and she gave Kanye a 4 out of 10.
Relationship with the exes: Amber Rose once said, "Honestly, Kanye saved my life, and I don't even think about what I would have been; I just think about what I’m going to be…"
Money: Worth about $70 million.
A-holeness: He wrote a whole song about how he's an a-hole.
John Mayer
Talent: His songs may often be corny but the guy can shred the guitar like it's a block of mozzarella.
Style: John dresses like a college senior on his way to the dining hall. He does however, have some pretty cool tattoos.
Cuteness: We just asked the girl who works closest to us in the office and she gave John a 5.5 out of 10.
Relationship with the exes: Was once named the "Worst Ex-Boyfriend In The World"
Money: Worth about $40 million.
A-holeness: Admitted earlier this year that he's a total a-hole.
WINNER
John Mayer wins in the looks department and Kanye ties him in the a-hole department. But Mr. West takes every other category, meaning that when Kim Kardashian decides to snag a new boyfriend, his name should be Kanye West.
