Only The Hot Parts: ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Is A 70s Porn In Disguise

You thought “Dancing With The Stars” was a goofy, gimmicky dance show for your mom, right? Wrong. Totally wrong. ABC’s two-hour “dance show” is a well-disguised display of T&A with some behind-the-scenes fluff thrown in for good measure (that’s fluff, not fluffer).

In this week’s episode, the stars performed routines to some TV theme-show music. Audrina Patridge is a total smoke show, causing one of the judges to fantasize about cupping her breasts. Now that you know this, maybe next time you’ll watch with your mom. Actually, that’s a terrible idea. All you need to do is watch this.