Man, it’s good to be Kanye. Dude’s rich, sort of good looking and the owner of this crazy necklace. Best of all, he can be with pretty much any woman he wants. Right now, the gossip rags are saying that he’s shacking up with former Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton (on the right). They’re also saying that Selita Ebanks, who has denied that she’s with Kanye, is his “muse,” whatever that means.
Let’s pretend for a second that Kanye is a regular person and has to choose just one of these sexy minxes. Who should he go with? Let’s size them up real quick:
Why she’s famous: She’s a former Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated swimsuit model who recently appeared on “Celebrity Apprentice.” She didn’t win.
Who she’s dated: Selita almost made it to the altar with Nick Cannon. Almost. Their relationship fizzled in October 2007 when they took a break to “focus on their careers.”
Is there a video of her writhing around on the beach on YouTube?: Yes.
Why she’s famous: She’s an original member of the Pussycat Dolls, who left the group earlier this year.
Who she’s dated: Back in 2008, Melody was linked to Bow Wow. She even sang him “Happy Birthday” when he turned 21. How sweet.
Is there a video of her writhing around on the beach on YouTube?: Nope.