Call it "Bieber Justice" — a different set of laws and standards that apply only the deity they call Justin Bieber. The kid was messing around with his crew before a concert in Maryland yesterday when he threw two water balloons at state troopers (who, apparently, love Bieber just as much as these guys). If you're not famous, that's called felony assault. If you're Bieber it's the most adorable thing since a Furby.
It was "inappropriate behavior," a police spokesperson said, but no action would be taken.
The truth is, it actually would have been a monumental safety hazard if police took him to central booking and canceled his show. Can you imagine the riots? And, let's be honest, chucking a water balloon at a cop isn't a mortal sin. As the old saying goes, Biebs will be Biebs.