7 Important Things Plus Italian Actress Violante Placido Is Bella

LADIES Violante Placido is the best part of George Clooney’s “American” [Bro Bible]
Even her name is sexy.

THRASH Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth and Slayer set for joint DVD [NME]
Just reading the track listing will make your ears hurt.

RETRO Groovy skateboard stickers from the ’70s [Skateboarding Mag]
Colorful tricks styled to the time.

HEROES 10 photos capturing moments of spontaneous badassery [Cracked]
These men travel at the speed of badass.

COMICS Other things in the style of Calvin & Hobbes [BuzzFeed]
There’s no genre an imaginative 6-year-old and his tiger can’t conquer.

TWIST No one likes M. Night Shyamalan [CollegeHumor]
It’s not piling on when it’s this clever.

CONTRABAND The 17 weirdest things banned from school [Huffington Post]
Including head-scratchers like the word “Meep.”

WHEELS 21 awesome police cars [Maxim]
Just as long as they’re not in the rearview mirror.