LADIES Violante Placido is the best part of George Clooney's "American" [Bro Bible]
Even her name is sexy.
THRASH Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth and Slayer set for joint DVD [NME]
Just reading the track listing will make your ears hurt.
RETRO Groovy skateboard stickers from the '70s [Skateboarding Mag]
Colorful tricks styled to the time.
HEROES 10 photos capturing moments of spontaneous badassery [Cracked]
These men travel at the speed of badass.
COMICS Other things in the style of Calvin & Hobbes [BuzzFeed]
There's no genre an imaginative 6-year-old and his tiger can't conquer.
TWIST No one likes M. Night Shyamalan [CollegeHumor]
It's not piling on when it's this clever.
CONTRABAND The 17 weirdest things banned from school [Huffington Post]
Including head-scratchers like the word "Meep."
WHEELS 21 awesome police cars [Maxim]
Just as long as they're not in the rearview mirror.