7 Important Things Plus Adriana Lima Is Mind-Bogglingly Hot

LADIES Adriana Lima looks amazing in everyday life and on the runway [Bleacher Report]
Your day will get better instantly.

RAWK Alice in Chains, Deftones and Mastodon hilariously answer fan questions [NoiseCreep]
If they weren’t rock stars: “I could start my own religion and drive around in a Bentley.”

RHYMES The 10 worst lyrics from the 10 richest rappers [Buzzfeed]
Guess who said “Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis. No weenies.”

NUTS The 10 most dangerous cliff jumps on Earth [Environmental Graffiti]
It takes serious gonads to make jumps like these.

EXPLOSIONS Michael Bay remakes classic movies [CollegeHumor]
“E.T. The Exploding Tyrannosaur”.

GRUB Burger King unleashes the massive New York pizza burger on society [Guyism]
Drumroll… 2,520 calories and 144 grams of fat.

BRAWLS 7 awesome mascot beatdowns [Maxim]
Because the only thing better than an on-court fight is a fight between humans in animal costumes.

DAZED Motorcycle rear ended, caught on video [Pedal to the Metal]
This is why you wear a helmet.